Texting your way to love

If you're in your 20s and this doesn't look and sound very familiar to you, then you probably live in a hole.

Absolutely spot-on hysterical.

Kimmel Retaliates

In the interest of equal blog time for all, I present the following:

Can I have them BOTH (Damon and Affleck)?

The whole thing is effing hysterical, but here are the parts where I particularly lost it completely:

- Brad Pitt the "FEX" guy

- Josh Groban's passionate singing about "f*cking Ben Affleck" with the piano an the snow falling

- Harrison Ford BLOWING A KISS (and his bumper sticker, which I MUST HAVE NOW)

- Cameron Diaz's pixelated gesture

- Robin Williams splashing water on his face

I can only hope that this starts an epic war that will last for months to come. What a way to astart my Monday.